Graeme −> Language −> TV shows −> Commercials −> Free Credit Report.com pirate 
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It’s all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.

Should have gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaa!)
I should'a seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts,
so you don't wind up sellin fish to tourists in T-shirts.

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Youtube: Free Credit Report.com commercial

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