Odds and Ends

These are some "deleted scenes" that didn't make it into my autobiography.

Rejection Letter

At the top of my autobiography, I wanted to put a cartoon I've seen a long time ago.  It was a Ziggy cartoon.  Ziggy opens a rejection letter from his publisher, "We regret... unable to publish your autobiography..."  In the next frame, Ziggy sighs, and says "It's the story of my life."

I didn't find the cartoon, but I did find a very interesting story about a rejection letter.

I also found this, the funniest rejection letter I've ever read.